Đức Chúa Trời đã tha thứ những điều đó trên điện thoại của họ Tại Nhà thờ


Sau khi Đức Giáo Hoàng Biển Phêrô bày tỏ sự không hài lòng với các giáo đoàn của mình chi tiêu các dịch vụ trên điện thoại di động của họ, Stephen quay sang Thiên Chúa để có phản ứng …


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  1. And the Lord did say, "Doth thou even haveth Instagram?"
    Joshua did cautiously answer, "My Lord, it is the year 1500BC. I… my Lord, what IS Instagram?
    God looked at his wretched creation with contempt and then Joshua did look upon himself in despair

    Deuteronomy 23:15

  2. Dear Senator Thurmond:
    I write to express my sincere opposition to the confirmation of Jefferson B. Sessions as a federal district court judge for the Southern District of Alabama. My professional and personal roots in Alabama are deep and lasting. Anyone who has used the power of his office as United States Attorney to intimidate and chill the free exercise of the ballot by citizens should not be elevated to our courts. Mr. Sessions has used the awesome powers of his office in a shabby attempt to intimidate and frighten elderly black voters. For this reprehensible conduct, he should not be rewarded with a federal judgeship.
    I regret that a long-standing commitment prevents me from appearing in person to testify against this nominee. However, I have attached a copy of my statement opposing Mr. Sessions’ confirmation and I request that my statement as well as this be made a part of the hearing record.
    I do sincerely urge you to oppose the confirmation of Mr. Sessions.
    Coretta Scott King

  3. Too right, besides anything else its ignorant…if you want to do something else then go somewhere else and that doesnt apply just to church. If people take the time to interact face to face with other people, then have the decency to put the phone down and engage fully with those people. you are after all with them!

  4. Monologue order:
    1. Trump's Ménage À Terrible Phone Call With France
    2. Facebook Is Asking You To Send Nudes, Literally
    3. God Forgives Those On Their Phones At Church
    4. There Are Too Many 'Bad' Movies

  5. I love Colbert, but blasphemy is never funny and always un-needed and bigoted. God is not a joke… no matter what you believe… even if you don't believe at all. Thumbs-down. Stick to politics plz.

  6. I am rather good at detecting patterns, and there seems to be a pattern to being able to see god by means of cartoons only. More people should be pointing that out too.

  7. 'God, everybody. We got a great show for you tonight." – So, what preceded it wasn't necessarily great.
    Which seems to tacilty imply that the upcoming show is better than… God?
    That's a lot of pressure on the guests.

  8. Does heaven run on orange?
    Cause I'm having a very bad line over here.
    At least, it's running through Trump………… I have the feeling the words are misinterepreted

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