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"Không bao giờ bỏ bắp cải của tôi vào hộp", người dẫn chương trình của chúng tôi, Stephen Colbert, đưa ra một viên ngọc khôn ngoan cuối cùng trước khi đưa kết thúc vào một thứ tư hoang dã …




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  1. hey Stephen, do you remember that guy i told u about? He did another video of his, and this one Stephen, this one is really good, i mean not only he is a good singer and a superstar, but he's also a very gallant man, like that Leo di Caprio guy, or that Brad Pitt guy, https://youtu.be/7qGlO-mSet0, and Stephen you can attest what i'm saying by the zoom on his croch

  2. President Trump calls the MSM Fake, Well their COVERAGE is over 90% negative. The President could cure cancer and the MSM headline would be "TRUMP PUTS DOCTORS OUT OF WORK" ! The President gets no credit or coverage from the Liberal MSM for the following :

    • Unprecedented improvement in Relations with North Korea avoiding possible Nuclear War.

    • Signed Executive Order to Provide Increased Availability of Kidney Transplants and Dialysis at Home 7/10/19

    • Signed Executive Order to force Health Care Pricing Transparency 6/24/19 saving billions in Health Care Costs.

    • Signed agreement with Mexico 6/7/19 under threat of imposed Tariffs to force Mexico to increase security on their Southern Border to curb Illegal Immigration.

    • Reinstated Health Benefit Reimbursement Program for Small Businesses made illegal by Obama

    • Signed Executive Order launching The White House Council on Eliminating Regulatory Barriers to Affordable Housing 6/25/19

    • 263,000 jobs added in April, 2019

    • The unemployment rate dropped to 3.6% in April, 2019 A 50 Year Low

    • The U.S. Just Became A Net Oil Exporter For The First Time in 75 Years

    • Designated Iran’s Revolutionary Guard as Terrorist Organization

    • Personal Confidence in the Economy at a 16 year high

    • Over 6 million jobs created since election.

    • 9,000 Opportunity zones created.

    • Doubled the Child Tax credit.

    • Passed Criminal Justice Reform Giving Convicted Felons a Second Chance.

    • More than 500 companies have announced bonuses, wage increases and new investments.in Businesses .

    • More Americans are now employed than ever recorded before in our history.

    • Created more than 600,000 manufacturing jobs since the election.

    • Manufacturing jobs growing at the fastest rate in more than THREE DECADES

    • Economic growth first quarter 2019 3.2 percent.

    • Economic growth last quarter hit 4.2 percent.

    • New unemployment claims recently hit a 49-year low.

    • Median household income has hit highest level ever recorded.

    • African-American unemployment achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.

    • Hispanic-American unemployment is at the lowest rate ever recorded.

    • Asian-American unemployment the lowest rate ever recorded.

    • Women’s unemployment the lowest rate in 65 years.

    • Youth unemployment hit the lowest rate in nearly half a century.

    • Lowest unemployment rate ever recorded for Americans without a high school diploma.

    • Under this Administration, veterans’ unemployment lowest rate in nearly 20 years.

    • Almost 7 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election.

    • The Pledge to America’s Workers has resulted in employers committing to train more than 4 million Americans. President Trump is committed to VOCATIONAL education.

    • 95 percent of U.S. manufacturers are optimistic about the future, the highest ever.

    • Retail sales are surging, up 6 percent over last year.

    • Signed the biggest package of tax cuts and reforms in history. After tax cuts, over $300 billion poured back in to the U.S. in the first quarter alone.

    • As a result of our tax bill, small businesses will have the lowest top marginal tax rate in more than 80 years.

    • Helped win U.S. bid for the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles.

    • Won U.S.-Mexico-Canada’s united bid for 2026 World Cup.

    • Opened ANWR and approved Keystone XL and Dakota Access Pipelines.

    • Record number of regulations eliminated.

    • Enacted regulatory relief for community banks and credit unions.

    • Obamacare individual mandate penalty GONE.

    • This Administration is providing more affordable healthcare options for Americans through association health plans and short-term duration plans.

    • Last month, the FDA approved more affordable generic drugs than ever before in history. And many drug companies are freezing or reversing planned price increases.

    • Reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs—saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone.

    • Signed Right-To-Try legislation.

    • Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic.

    • Reduced high-dose opioid prescriptions by 16 percent during first year in office.

    • Signed VA Choice Act and VA Accountability Act, expanded VA telehealth services, walk-in-clinics, and same-day urgent primary and mental health care.

    • Increased coal exports by 60 percent; U.S. oil production recently reached all-time high.

    • United States is a net natural gas exporter for the first time since 1957.

    • Withdrew the United States from the job-killing Paris Climate Accord.

    • Cancelled the illegal, anti-coal, Clean Power Plan.

    • Secured record $700 billion in military funding; $716 billion next year.

    • NATO allies are spending $69 billion more on defense since 2016.

    • Confirmed more circuit court judges than any other new administration.

    • Confirmed Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch and Judge Brett Kavanaugh.

    • Withdrew from the one-sided Iran Deal.

    • Moved U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem.

    • Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court.

    • Issued Executive Order to keep open Guantanamo Bay.

    • Concluded a historic U.S.-Mexico/Canada Trade Deal to replace NAFTA.

    • Reached a breakthrough agreement with the E.U. to increase U.S. exports.

    • Imposed tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum to protect our national security.

    • Imposed tariffs on China in response to China’s forced technology transfer, intellectual property theft, and their chronically abusive trade practices.

    • Net exports are on track to increase by $59 billion this year.

    • Improved vetting and screening for refugees, and switched focus to overseas resettlement.

    • Begun BUILDING THE WALL. Republicans want STRONG BORDERS and NO CRIME. Democrats want OPEN BORDERS which equals MASSIVE CRIME ! Fighting back against sanctuary cities. Record arrests at the Border over 200,000 including100,000 Assaults, 80,000 Sex Crimes, and 4,000 murderers . The President created the Victims of Immigration Crime Office.

    • Recognized Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel

    • Signed trade deal with China

    • Rolled back Obama’s Cuba Policy

    • Reduced White House Payroll

    • Created Task force to reduce crime

    • Sending education back to the States

    • Fixing the Department of Veteran Affairs

    • Signed Executive Orders to Protect Police Officers, to Promote Energy, To Target Drug Cartels. And To Protect Religious Freedoms

    • Created Commissions to fight Opioid Addiction and Human Trafficking

    • Forced China to Reduce Tariffs

    • Signed ‘Fosta Bill’ Targeting online Sex Trafficking

    • Signed the Clean Oceans Act into legislation.

    • Trade Deals signed by President Trump and Vietnam made the U.S. Billions

    • Signed Executive Order to protect free speech on College Campuses.

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